| 65 Million BC – Dinosaurs roam the Earth
1969 - Man Lands on the Moon
1984 - A lot of mistakes are born.
2002 - The Go Nadz are born. Somewhere, teachers and parents begin to cry.
*Cue Large Explosion with people running around on fire in background wondering what went horribly wrong*
Buenos dias, bitches. My name’s Bill. The Bill. And I will be your host on this incredible journey that I like to call “Waste of time learning about the Go Nadz when you could be doing something more productive”. Yeah the name is long, I’ve been meaning to shorten it to “WOT” or “NAMBLA” but hey, if you’re into throwing your life away, then you’ve come to the right place.
The beginnings of Go Nadz go as far back as the dark ages of 2002. Kevo and Biggie were sitting around with nothing to do one Sunday, and conjured up the idea of totally copying the popular television show “Jackass” with a mock show called “Jackanuses”. The idea was terrible, as are 99% of the ideas we come up with. But some of the stunts they thought up intrigued myself and Cavan, another gullible idiot with nothing better to do. The four of us planned out the stunts with intricate drawings and tests made during boring classes at school. We prepared day in and day out, but eventually didn’t do any stunts because we were too lazy. But, we knew we were on to something special, something huge. We knew we needed…a better name. So, we brainstormed for what seemed like minutes, and after four simultaneous headaches, we gave up and settled for “Go Nadz”.
Word of The Go Nadz spread like fire on J-Ho’s shirt. Dubbed The Godfathers of Go Nad, Biggie, Kevo, Cavan and myself began to recruit anyone willing to be seen in public with us to perform our “Stupid Stuntry”. Such big names as J-Ho, Purhase, Arch, Shrek, Sim, Chuck, Bolander, Rob, The Jersey, Big Hurst Hizzle and Bob sprung forward with little or no hesitation. Was it courage? No. Was it pride? No way. Was it because they had nothing better to do? Probably. The Go Nadz also didn’t just open their doors to friends they knew would join due to sheer boredom. They also recruited younger members that could carry on the tradition through high school once they had left. Such rising stars known as Courtland, Mike and Mofo rose to the occasion, and dragged down people in their age group as well. Also, believe it or not, girls actually hang out with us.
Honestly though folks, in all seriousness, I’m getting sick of typing, so this will be the conclusion dealie. I hope you didn’t learn anything from this, because we all know I didn’t. I only know one thing, and it’s something I’ve known since all this started, and that is the Go Nadz aren’t really sure why they do what they do. The only thing we know is that we make each other, as well as other people laugh and have a good time. No matter what we have going on in our lives, we can count on each other to make all the bad things go away.
So enjoy the site as much as we enjoy a good circle jerk. Grab another beer, get another slice of pizza, sit back and take it all in. Hmm, that last sentence sounds a lot like a night at Chuck’s…well, minus all the screaming and torture. Take it easy folks, and always remember, “no brains, no headache”.
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